my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started crying and blamed me
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I'm in love with so many tv shows and people it's not even funny.
I'm also socially awkward sorta like a potato
I can be really weird at times so try not to judge haha
Feel free to ✉ ask me anything
I'll always respond no matter how weird or awkward the question is haha ❤❤❤❤
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
Never gets old
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
Also known as Dean Thomas from Gryffindor.
Also known as dAMN SON
221 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR
MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM
“SS Marie Antoinette. Out of control repair Droids, cannibalizing human beings. I know this is familiar, but I just can’t seem to place it. Sister Ship of the Madame De Pompadour. Nope, not getting it.”
do u ever just out of nowhere find a guy attractive and ur just like wtf since when
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”